Solar Wolf Energy To Offer a Personal Coal-Fired System for Home Use!
Solar Wolf Energy Inc
AUBURN, Mass., Apr 1, 2020 /PRNewswire/ -- Solar Wolf Energy to offer a personal coal-fired system for residential energy production. Due to the current Covid-19 (Coronavirus) pandemic, SWE has decided that Coal is the wave of the future in regards to energy production.
Therefor, we are excited to announce a residential coal-fired energy system! You no longer have to worry about paying rising utility rates when purchasing electricity from the grid. Our incredible solution uses a raw coal-fired unit that goes on the outside of your house to turn dirty coal into steam for cheap electricity. We are even offering a year's worth of coal with every purchase!
Modern life is unimaginable without electricity. It lights houses, buildings, streets, provides domestic and industrial heat, and powers most equipment used in homes, offices and machinery in factories.
More electricity is produced from coal than from any other energy source, but burning coal comes with significant costs to humanity and the climate. Our patent pending coal fire system aims to cut that pollution by 25% so you can power your home while having the peace of mind that you are only polluting the air we breath by 75%.
Coal plays a vital role in electricity generation worldwide. Global coal use continues to rise, especially in developing economies. About 38 percent of global electricity comes from coal, and in many countries it’s a mainstay for industrial uses, too.
Basically, coal is cheap, assuming you don’t account for its significant health and environmental costs. Also, coal is widely available around the world, and relatively simple to transport and store.
A coal power plant has a typical design lifetime of 40 years but Solar Wolf Energy's unique solution has a 50-year guarantee!
The idea that renewable energy can already solve all our energy problems is wishful thinking. No major electric grid has yet reached even 50 percent renewable generation on average. This is why Solar Wolf Energy believes that coal is the wave of the future!
Reach out to Solar Wolf Energy to set up your no-cost analysis with a professional coal consultant today. Our patent pending coal-fired systems are selling like hot cakes on a charcoal grill!
One last thing, APRIL FOOLS!
About Solar Wolf Energy:
Solar Wolf Energy is a nationwide solar energy installer with years of experience in construction planning, installment execution and energy and utility implementation, both residential & commercial. Focused on communication with the customer every step of the way, Solar Wolf Energy is dedicated to helping customers achieve optimal energy efficiency and financial independence.